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Rilzit By Kitteh and Neofox Rating: R Warnings:  Violence and intense smooching Disclaimer:  Smeets will eat our souls if we dare claim Invader Zim.  So yeah, Jhonen can keep his smeets of DOOM!  We just want to borrow Zim and Dib for a fic, so calm yourselves. Summary:  ZADR.  'Why didn't I listen to Dad? I could have been safe at home studying science or some stupid shit, but noooo....I had to fall in love with a stupid alien and help him take over the Earth. Real smart Dib. Maybe next time you should just stamp moron on your forehead, much more effective' Beta: Krimzon Chapter 2 A 'tsk' came from the shadows as the lithe figure of

Rilzit By Kitteh and Neofox Rating: R Warnings:  Violence and intense smooching Disclaimer:  Smeets will eat our souls if we dare claim Invader Zim.  So yeah, Jhonen can keep his smeets of DOOM!  We just want to borrow Zim and Dib for a fic, so calm yourselves. Summary:  ZADR.  'Why didn't I listen to Dad? I could have been safe at home studying science or some stupid shit, but noooo....I had to fall in love with a stupid alien and help him take over the Earth. Real smart Dib. Maybe next time you should just stamp moron on your forehead, much more effective’ Beta:  omgwtfPseu Chapter 1 It was another day at the educational establ